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[Jax is attacked trying to save Alexis from Helena. Her men leave him unconscious on the floor.]
Skye: Ms. Davis? I'm looking for Jasper Jacks. Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Jax. If you think that I'm going to rush to your side and perform CPR on you only to have you sit up and laugh at me again, you got another think coming. Well, congratulations, you're certainly a master at playing possum, but the joke's over. I've been looking for you for hours, and it really annoys me to go to that kind of trouble for someone I don't even like, so get up. We've got business to discuss. Oh! Ok, now you're really starting to annoy me. Oh, my God!
[Skye realizes Jax isn't faking]
Skye: Oh!
Jax: Oh, not you.
Skye: Well, you really know how to boost a girl's confidence.
Jax: What did you do to me this time?
Skye: I whacked you over the head with a baseball bat. Is that a problem?
Jax: I walked in the door, and then what, what happened?
Skye: I found you unconscious. Now, either you fell or somebody conked you.
Jax: What are you even doing here?
Skye: I tracked you down. I have the blisters on my feet to prove it! You know, you are just the original man about town, do you know that? Of course you know that, you spend all your time exacting that very image. Anyhow, I hobbled in here and I got concerned when I saw you sprawled out on the carpet.
Jax: Well, you know, CPR isn't exactly required for a bump on the head, ok?
Skye: I thought I was helping. You know, you could cough up a thank you.
Jax: Please, don't try to help, ok? Because every time you help, I get stuck in elevators or electrocuted or I get flipped on my head! Whoa, oh it's worse than I thought.
Skye: What?
Jax: Now I'm seeing two of you.
Skye: Well, now that we have your attention, could you listen to me? I have acquired more shares of ELQ stock from Edward, as promised.
Jax: Oh, please, can we not talk about ELQ right now?
Skye: This from the King of Corporate Raiders?
Jax: I just have other things on my mind at the moment, ok?
Skye: Well, push them aside and focus on my two faces for a minute, would you? I will sell you those stocks if you help me nail Sonny.
Jax: Alexis' apartment, how did I get here? How did I get in Alexis' apartment?
Skye: I don't know! I haven't a clue! Look, I'll give you a reduced price on those shares.
Jax: I came to warn her, I came to warn Alexis! That's what I'm doing here. Where's Alexis?!
Jax: Did you see Alexis?!
Skye: No, you were alone when I got here.
Jax: Are you sure?
Skye: Do you mean, did I search the apartment? No, but my guess is she's not hiding upstairs, so she's not here.
Jax: Well, then how did you get in here?
Skye: Well, the door was open. Now look, Jax, I want to talk to you about those ELQ shares...
Jax: You know what? She may have left with someone. Did you see her perhaps leave with some other people?
Skye: You mean like an irate boyfriend?
Jax: Oh, forget it!
Skye: Somebody obviously wanted you out of the way, at least temporarily.
Jax: I need to go find Alexis, ok?
Skye: Oh, please don't pass out on me again. It's getting a little repetitious.
Jax: I'm ok. Just don't touch me, ok? Just back off!
Skye: Jax, come on, you're going to walk into a wall. Go to the hospital, have it checked out. It could be a concussion.
Jax: Later! I will get myself checked out, ok, just not right now.
Johnny: Where's Ms. Davis?
Jax: She's not here. Someone took her.
Johnny: Hold it.
Jax: Excuse me?! I don't have time for this right now, ok?
Johnny: Some joker whacked me over the head. Maybe it was you.
Skye: Yeah, that makes sense. He hit you and came in here and hit himself!
Jax: Skye, please. Ok? Just...
Skye: Oh, please, Jax is not the bad guy here!
Jax: Tell Mr. Corinthos because of your incompetence Ms. Davis is missing, ok?!
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